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"I stayed up all night playing poker with
tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died" ...Steven Wright |
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I
gave up reading" ...Henny Youngman |
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I
put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it"
...Groucho Marx, The Book of Insults |
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"Painting: The art of
protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic"
...Ambrose Bierce |
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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and,
furthermore, always carry a small snake" ...W. C. Fields |
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"The only
thing worse than being talked about is not being talked
about" ...Oscar Wilde |
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Things
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9
out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean
your mother
When cryptography is outlawed, then only
?jl#*8&# will be (#@$)!!! |
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Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time
and annoys the pig... |
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