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"The people
in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being
a woman."...Rear Admiral James R. Hogg
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."...Department
of Social Services, Greenville,
"I drink to
make other people interesting" ...George Jean
Nathan
Joke du jour:
One
morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife
and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you
firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While
this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought it would be
better to reply with silence.
The
next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast
and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get
rid of your bra."
This
was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed
him by the the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the
postman, the gardener, the poolman and your brother! |
