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When
Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man
statement but followed it later with "Good luck Mr.
Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning
some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was
no Mr. Gorsky in either the Russian or American space
programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as
to what the Good luck Mr. Gorsky statement meant, but
Armstrong always just smiled.
Just last year, (on 5 July 1995 in Tampa Bay, FL) while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up
the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally
responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong
felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in
the backyard. His friend hits a fly ball which landed in the
front of his neighbors bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr.
And Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard
Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want
oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on
the moon!" |
