Did you
know...?
1.
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the
following Islamic law: "After having sexual
relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat
its flesh."
2.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.
3.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection
in a mirror.
4.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens her mother must
be in the room to witness the act
Q:
What did the blonde say when she found
out she was
pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Law
of Common Sense:
"Never accept a drink from a urologist."
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