Good:
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: Your
son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the women next door
Ugly: So are you... |
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"3
kinds of people: those who can count & those who
can't"
"Change
is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"My
father is a model prisoner at Folsom State prison"
Yuppie
Terms:
Blamestorming:
Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed
or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Alpha
Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient
person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's
the alpha geek around here."
Assmosis:
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working
hard. |
