| "I'm
not going to have some reporters pawing through our
papers. We are the president." |
| ...Hillary
Clinton |
| |
| "Without
censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public
mind." |
| ...General
William Westmoreland |
| |
| "Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country." |
| ...Mayor
Marion Barry, Washington, D.C |
| |
| "I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body." |
| ...Winston
Bennett, basketball forward |
| |
| "Researchers
have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers
also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what they are."...Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show |
| |
| "I
haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply
with the law" |
| ...David
Dinkins, New York City Mayor |
| |
| "I've
read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of
continents." |
| ..George
Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign |
| |
| I
have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always
agree with them." |
| ...George
Bush, former president |
| |
| "We're
going to turn this team around 360 degrees." ...Jason
Kidd |
| |
| "If
somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night
as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout
the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead,
there'll be a record." ..Mark
S. Fowler, FCC Chairman |
| |
|
Dan
Quayle Gets His Own Section For Obvious Reasons:
•
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
• "We are ready for an unforseen event that may
or may not occur."
•
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air
and water that are doing
it."
•
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only
regret I have is that I
didn't study my Latin harder in
school so I could converse with those
people."
•
"I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix"
•
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of
Chicago..."
•
"I
stand behind all the misstatements I've made."
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