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A true classic, this is one of my all-time favorites:  A white paper from IBM on mouse balls replacement...

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit):

"Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."


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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. 
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. 
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. 
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. 
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. 
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. 
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. 
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
 

 

 

 

 

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